Off The Wall

Wednesday, June 30, 2004

Thoughts on the quote of the day

I feel this quote will come across my mind many times during my vacation to Hawaii.

Quote of the Day:
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times."
-Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities
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I think I may have thought up a new word today. Snuff Rat. I have no earthly reason as to why but saying this word over and over again makes me laugh so hard that I cry.

Another one that cracks me up is, Muzzle Nut. LMAO!!!!

...yeah, don't ask. I was up late last night (because somebody wouldn't let me go to sleep...jerk.) and now I am insanely delirious.

Monday, June 28, 2004

Manatee


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Manatees are very large mammals that can be found in slow moving river, saltwater bays and coastal areas, mainly near North Carolina, Florida and even as far west as Alabama. This species is endangered and the most common form of human related deaths occur from them being hit by watercraft. An odd note I'd like to point out is the manatee's closest relatives are the elephant and the hyrax. The hyrax is a small furry animal that resembles a rodent. I don't remember if this is a fact or myth but, aren't elephants afraid of rodents (mice)? If so, this could also be a reason the manatees are endangered....
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Quote of the Day:
"Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing." --Helen Keller

Thursday, June 24, 2004

Little Cans of Pepsi

I went to the supermarket the other day and picked up some salad and accessories so I could munch on something healthy while I was at work. As I was aimlessly wandering around the store looking for the cotton-pickin' salad dressing isle, (which took two full complete laps around every long corridor of which seemed to be all 'low-carb' food) I came upon the cutest little things ever! 8oz. Pepsi cans!!! I know everybody's seen these things. But this was the first time I had seen Pepsi. And to add to the excitement...it came in a pack of 18!! Now, I know that this may be non-exhilarating to most people but for me this was one of the Greatest Findings ever. I was so giddy with excitement. You see, I have a midget refridgerator at work and have to share the small space with other people. Trying to put something in the fridge is like playing Tetris with your food. Anywho, now I can fit them in with all the other moldy crap in there and I won't have to pay $.55 everytime I am thirsty for a stupid coke. Don't get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with Coke, but Pepsi is the King of all soda pops! Anywho, that has been the enlightenment of my week. And what a great one it was...
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Quote of the Day:
"When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it."
-Bernard Bailey

Wednesday, June 23, 2004

Hump Day

Happy Hump Day Everyone! I hope the rest of everyone's week goes well!
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Quote of the Day:
"To live in this world you must be ableto do three things:
to love what is mortal; to hold it against your bones knowing your own life depends on it; and, when the time comes to let it go, to let it go." -–Mary Oliver, “In Blackwater Woods”

Tuesday, June 22, 2004

Happy School Teacher's Day

This was my quickie horoscope of the day:
"Why be a brick when you can be a block of cheese? Be open to a little melting."

Now, for those who know me, you know how I love cheese. I believe that cheese is an essential part of one's diet. But to Be a block of cheese?? I think we could use a little work on the metaphors...

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In El Salvador, today is School Teacher's Day! I would like everyone to have a Happy School Teacher's Day and remember to celebrate responsibly.
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Quote of the Day:
"Assumptions allow the best in life to pass you by."

Monday, June 21, 2004

Who's Who??

"He hasn't an enemy in the world - but all his friends hate him"

"We really don't have enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us."

"Women can form a friendship with a man very well; but to preserve it--to that end a slight physical antipathy must probably help." --Friedrich Nietzsche

"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends" --MLK, Jr.

"When we honestly ask ourselves, which person in our lives means the most to us, we often find it is those who, instead of giving us advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen to rather share our pain and touch our wounds with a warm and tender hand. The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair of confusion, who can stay with us in an hour of grief or bereavement, who can tolerate not knowing, not curing, not healing, and face us with the reality of our powerlessness, that is a friend who cares."

A Mean Virus Got Me

Okay, well, Friday my computer here at work picked up a trojan horse virus. I ended up staying an hour late trying to rid the virus from my computer. I finally got sick of it and left. Now, here it is Monday and after two hours of cleaning up my computer...I finally have it all quarantined!!! I for the life of me cannot figure out where this virus originated from. (Sneaky little thing) So, just to be sure I am going to close all the links to other websites that are on this page. In the future, absolutely ALL things will be scanned, so links from this point on should be safe. Not that the others weren't...you just never can be too sure.
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Quote of the Day:
"An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind." --Buddah

Friday, June 18, 2004

Where do I donate plasma?


Does this guy not look like a white P. Diddy?  Posted by Hello

Okay, so I have 3 weeks until Hawaii. I got paid today and I get one more check before I leave. That poses a problem. I'm thinking I should go donate blood and plasma as many times as I can and start auctioning off precious items (maybe even a kidney) I own on eBay. I thought about trying to play the lotto (up to 145mm!) But I know that is probably just a waste of a dollar that I need to be hoarding for my trip. I also thought about standing on the corner and begging for money like many others do here around my work. But, if I try to look at this from the positive side (which I've been trying to do lately - keyword: trying) I should realize that the shortage of money will lead to no food for the next three weeks. This in turn will cause weightloss which I have actually been trying to acheive for the past few weeks with no avail. It's all cause I've been spending my money on food. So, in retrospect, I've been complaining and worrying and stressing myself out all for nothing. It just goes to show that everything will work itself out.
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Quote of the Day:
"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall"

Thursday, June 17, 2004

Scrolling the Internet

I read this somewhere on the Internet today and I really liked it...

Quote of the Day:
"I heard someone whisper your name, but when I turned around to see who it was, I was alone. Then I realized that it was just my heart telling me that I miss you."

Wednesday, June 16, 2004

Walls

Walking into walls happens way more often than it should. Trust me, I know this personally. It has been a while (for which my forehead is thankful) (and yes, I like to think of my forehead being a separate entity from the rest of my body that has its own thought and feelings, therefore, leading to its own inapt, yet sincere thoughts of gratefulness for not walking into walls.) What compels people to walk into walls? It’s not as if we plan it. It’s not as if we don’t see the wall coming. A clear, glass door…maybe, but a wall? Normally, when you happen to witness someone walking into a wall, your first instinct would be to laugh. (Well, maybe that’s just me, some people might ask the wall walker if they were okay…and then laugh.) I’d like to give you a few thoughts on why instead of laughing at the people, we should stand back in awe of how smart or daring they are. Let’s first analyze what a wall is. A wall is, as defined in the dictionary, an upright structure of masonry, wood, plaster, or other building material serving to enclose, divide, or protect an area, especially a vertical construction forming an inner partition or exterior siding of a building. Some people might look at a wall as a barrier, a blockade, or an impediment to whatever is on the other side of the wall. A dare-devil might be trying to defy the person who but the barrier in this certain place. They might be trying to overcome the hindrance of the wall as an effort to prove oneself as powerful and dominant soldier of the free world who will not be restricted by the petty people who make walls. Another option I might run by you, is that maybe people who walk into walls are just really smart. Like I said before, it’s not as if someone can’t see the wall. But maybe the really smart people in the world are just so engulfed in their thoughts that their mind is busy, and while their brain is full of thoughts on how they can achieve world peace and find a cure for cancer, their brains are too full to deal with a thought that would trigger the brain to say ‘Hey, is that a wall? Should I avoid that?” Petty things like not walking into a wall is something that really smart people don’t have time for. So, next time you see someone walking into a wall, maybe instead of holding your gut laughing as you try not to snort, you should stop and think maybe this person is the one that could save the planet from Armageddon. And next time you walk into a wall, instead of feeling embarrassed and wanting to run and hide and become a monk, you should think to yourself, ‘Man, I’m smart.” Then turn to your peers and smile and wave and think in your head about how they should all start bowing down to you because one day…you could save the world.

Does Money Grow On Trees?


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Why is saving money so damn hard? I really thought that I'd have enough money saved up by now for Hawaii. I have 3 weeks and 3 days until I leave. I only get two more paychecks until then. That is going to leave me with a very limited amount of spending money. I was just sitting here daydreaming about a money tree. I'm thinking that it's quite possible that there is a money tree out there. If I went out searching for it, I might just find it. My luck, one day I would be way out in the ocean (on a yacht donated by someone who also believes there is a money tree and is willing to fund my travel, in trade for seeds from the money tree that I find) and in a frightening and massive storm my boat would stumble across an un-mapped island. I would dock my boat and run onto the island for safety and shelter from the menacing storm. In the bright flashes of lightning, I would see a strong sturdy tree with a large canopy of foliage to block the rain and wind. I would curl up under this safe-haven and ride the storm out. I would eventually fall asleep and once again dream of finding this money tree that I am in search of. The following morning I would awake to bright sunlight in my eyes. Realizing the storm had passed, I would get up, dust myself off and turn around to check out the scenery of this island I had come upon. To my great surprise, I would turn to see that the safe-haven that I had depended on to shield me from the storm was indeed the 'holy grail' of my particular journey. There it would stand, the Great Money Tree! The thick foliage, that I had assumed were leaves, were $20s and $50s and $100s!!! I would begin to do a dance (which would be a well choreographed routine that I had taught myself on the long journeys of the boat for when I did find the money tree). After my little jig, which would put Wade Robson to shame and have him begging me to teach him how to dance, I would scream at the top of my lungs, 'I FOUND IT!!!' and with a delightfully evil laugh would run back to the tree to grab as much money as I could. Halfway back to the tree I would stop in mid-stride. I would do a quick look-back through my memory and realize that in all the running around and celebrating of the finding of the money tree, I never saw my boat. My boat would be gone. The storm would have decimated it into a million pieces and carried off by the tide. I would then let out a blood curdling scream, 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo' as I realized that I was stranded on an un-mapped island with nothing but the stupid money tree.
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Quote of the Day:
"All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income." --Samuel Butler

Tuesday, June 15, 2004

Surgery Day

Well, for those of you who know Erin, she is having surgery today. It is a day surgery and she should be home around noon. Hopefully everything goes smoothly and as least painful as possible. Send a little prayer that she recovers easily and that the results come out with good news.
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Quote of the Day:
Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear. --Ambrose Redmoon
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Monday, June 14, 2004

Happy Monday

Hey Everybody! I hope everyone's weekend went well. Mine was pretty good. Saturday night I went to the IRL Race at Texas Motor Speedway. I had never been there before. Let me just say, this place is enormous!! It was awesome! It took the indy cars 19 seconds to get around the mile and a half long track! 19 seconds!! Wow. After the race we got to walk across the track and go down into the pits and see the cars close up. I took a lot of pictures and will post some as soon as I get around to getting the film developed.
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Quote of the Day:
When one is happy, one can look at both comedy and tragedy with equanimity. --Phillip Lopate
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Well, I'm finally about to leave work. Why is it that Monday's are soooo long?? Of course, the next month for me is going to be long cause I'M GOING TO HAWAII!!! (Sung in the tune of Will Smith's - Going to Miami) Ding Dong...6 o'clock....I'm outta here! Later!

Friday, June 11, 2004

Thoughts before the weekend


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This should put a smile in anyone's face.
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I can't wait for this movie to come out. It looks hilarious!!! Posted by Hello

Quote of the Day:
"The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to
appreciate it." -- Franklin P. Jones
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Thursday, June 10, 2004

Just A Side Note

I have already received a few comments back from people (some of which I have accidentally deleted...oops) and so far all of them have been posted by Anonymous. If you really want to be anonymous that's fine. But I'd like to know who's leaving the comments. Please sign your name at the end of the comment, cause that just spurns a whole new level of curiosity in my head. And you can probably tell by the site that I already has enough idiosyncracies going on in my head. Anyway, just wondering who left the comments. Keep'em coming...Thanks! :)

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I don’t get some people. A lady just came in the library. I got up to help her, walked to the desk where she was standing. We made eye contact and a fake, yet pleasant smile. I asked her, ‘Can I help you?’ She responded with, ‘Yes.’ That’s it, just yes. ??? After an awkward and seemingly long silence (ya know, the kind where you can hear the clock ticking and crickets chirping?), I had to ask her what I could help her with. Surprisingly, this happens more often than it should. Is it anywhere in the realm of possibilities that, when one asks ‘can I help you’, that you be compelled to enlighten them about what exactly they can help you with?? I’m also wondering how long the awkward silence would have gone on had I not asked her what I could help her with. With some of our students, I could have been there for days. I just don’t get some people.

Happy Birthday to an old friend

Hola Everyone. Let me just start out by saying Happy Birthday to an old friend of mine. I hope he has a great day.
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Well, I have to say, so far, this weblog thing is pretty fun. I've realized I can type about anything that I want. Whatever comes to mind no matter how off the wall it is. While I have a whole host of topics that come to mind (yes, I've started making a list), I would like to put out there that I am willing to take ideas and suggestions. Please feel free to comment on any post and bring up any topic that you would like to discuss (no matter how off the wall). For those who know me, you know how I like to discuss everything. Feel free to get one going.
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Quote Of The Day:
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.
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Everyone knows how I feel about birds...Here is a link to a news story about birds who fly into skyscrapers at night when the lights are left on. Might I just say...Leave the Lights On!!!! Ugggg, birds. Gross.
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Wednesday, June 09, 2004

Another Scary Thing...


Hair Nets have always been weird and gross to me. But now I come across this...beard nets. Scary. Posted by Hello

Do Hair Nets really work? I mean, have you ever looked at one? They have holes in them. Hairs are very small and could easily slip through one of the almost seemingly Giant holes in hair nets. I think hair nets are a bad idea. If you ask me, I would just wrap everyone's head that works in a cafeteria with saran wrap. This would ensure that no hairs would slip through. Plus, saran wrap now comes in colors. This would provide workers to bring out their own individuality and stand out in the eyes of their peers. This would promote better self-worth and ultimately enhance job performance. A person that feels good at their job, will do a better job. So to sum up my little spill here...Hair Nets are Bad.
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Scary Things...

Pawn shops are scary to me. There is a pawn shop at the intersection right before I get on the highway near my work. I see this place everyday and everyday I stare at it as I am sitting and waiting for this forever long intersection light to change to green. Everyday I wonder, what is in a pawn shop? I've never been in one. I would assume that it is like a big garage sale for people who are too lazy to actually put together and hold a garage sale on their own. The place has bars on the windows, the building looks crummy, and let's just say the clientele do not grace the cover of Fortune magazine. I feel like if I were to take something to be pawned, I would be mugged outside before I could make it in to pawn my 1978 Atari game console with only one controller that has the little orange button missing. Scary.
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I love the Carpet Monster. He sneaks up and gets people all the time. He especially likes to hide in the carpet right outside the window of my office that looks into the library. Hence, he just came up and got this lady walking by. She just nearly bit it face first into the carpet. Wow, that was a good one. Go, Carpet Monster, Go. Good Times.
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This is just an odd, yet hilariously funny statement that I came across on the Internet.

"My wife always keeps a bowl of wax fruit around,
even though neither of us knows any mannequins."

Another that cracked me up...

"... I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo... in morse code..."
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Quote For The Day:
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.

Tuesday, June 08, 2004

My First Blog...

Okay, well, I'm either really bored at work or thought I would jump on to the next new Internet craze...Weblogs. I have to say, I've found a couple of Weblogs that are really very interesting and funny. I'll have to admit, I don't foresee my 'blog' being all that intersting or hilarious to many other people. But, nonetheless, I am going to give this new craze a try. Heck, if anything, I can atleast come here and vent and get things off my mind. Actually I say this is a new Internet craze but these blogs have been around for a while now. I guess I should rephrase and say 'new to me'. Well, seeing as I leave work in 30 minutes, I will start tomorrow with webloging my thoughts and ideas. For now I just want to post this paragraph and see what it looks like.

Until next time...