Off The Wall

Monday, October 18, 2004

Ratón Pequeño En Mi Casa


. Posted by Hello

There was a mouse in my house on Saturday. I screamed, I cried, and I almost wet my pants. I sat on the tip top of my couch for atleast 20 minutes while Alisha was on the phone trying to calm me down. I was a total drama queen...but I had good reason. I even freaked out and screamed when my shirt sleeve ever so slightly moved on my arm. I went to Walmart and bought one of every trap. I spent about 10 minutes on the aisle reading all the boxes. I even freaked out and got the heeby jeebies when a kid ran into me on that aisle. I got home and proceeded to carefully set up the traps (all the while, trying with all my might not to freak out and run back to my couch, which I am sad to say happened atleast five times). Finally I got the traps set up. I went to the kitchen and got a big bowl to set near me. I ended up standing outside my bedroom door watching this mouse for a hour, hunkered down and ready to trap him in my bowl if he came near me. This mouse was not having any of my traps. He would go up, snif them and try to run back out of my room. Then I would proceed to jump with the bowl and try and trap him. Upon failing, I would scream and run back to my couch. At one point I was even holding one of my crutches as protection from this monsterous beast. Finally, after spending way too much time trying to catch this mouse, I became angered that I was missing the Boston Red Sox game. So, I shut my bedroom door and stuffed a towel underneath it so the little bugger couldn't get out. Hopefully when the game was over he would have given in to the temptation for cheese (god knows I wouldn't be able to resist) and all would be solved. So Dara ends up calling me and totally makes fun of me and proceeds to tell me all kinds of horror stories about mice. She makes me go and check the traps while I am on the phone with her (so she can laugh at my girly drama queen scream). I didn't want to open the door and have the mouse run into the rest of my house, so I kicked the door before opening it in order to scare him away from the door if he wasn't in the traps. So i open the door and visually scan the room at all the traps and do not see the mouse. "Dang it", I replied. Then I proceed to look at the trap by the door AND THERE HE IS!!!! The little bugger had gotten caught in the sticky trap by the door. It looked like i probably scared him when i kicked the door cause his back leg was stuck and he was in running motion. I then screamed again and grabbed the phone and ran back to my couch. I proceeded to freak out and scream like a little bitch for about five more minutes and then called my dad to come and take care of the mouse.

I must say, it was a very interesting experience and I hope there are no more little baby mice anywhere else. But if so, don't worry...I can handle it like a mature adult.

Quote of the Day:
"Trees are the earth's endless effort to speak to the listening heaven."

Weird Sighting

Yesterday, as I was leaving for my soccer game, I saw a kid outside throwing a stick at a tree, repeatedly.

Thursday, October 14, 2004

Kris Kross will make ya...

Jump Jump

The Mac Dad will make you Jump Jump! The Daddy Mac will make you Jump Jump! Kris Kross will make you Jump Jump!

Don't try to compare us to another bad little fad I'm the Mac and I'm bad, give you something that you never had. I'll make ya Jump Jump wiggle and shake your rump. Cause I'll be kicking the flavor that makes you wanna Jump. How high? Real high, Cause I'm just so fly. A young loveable, huggable type of guy. And everything is the back with a little slack, And inside-out is wiggida wiggida wack.


Sorry. That was in my head.

Shared Email

Just thought I would share this email with everyone. I was laughing SO hard. I'm sure nobody else will find this funny (one of those had to be there type things) but nonetheless, I'm sharing...

Me: i just went and talked to my mom and we big snort laughed about how you call my blog a blong. i think she even peed a little. LMAO!!!!

Friend: You always pee a little! I CANT SAY IT!!! BLONG!!!

Me: nooooo, my mom peed a little. (and i hope you know that is a figure of speech.) i don't Really pee. snort.....blong....

Friend: Yeah cause I am so dingy I think you actually walk around with piss pants all day! Give me some credit!!! :)

Me: oh god now i think i really might...LMFAO!!

Friend: Please don't, you will smell like a nursing home

Quote of the Day:
"Laughter is nothing else but a sudden glory arising from some sudden conception of some eminency in ourselves, by comparison with the infirmity of others, or with our own formerly."





Wednesday, October 13, 2004

Are You A Drama Queen Too?

Here is a link to an online quiz to find out if you are a Drama Queen.

I scored a 65. Feel free to post a comment with your name and score!

http://www.queendom.com/tests/minitests/fx/drama_queen.html

Tuesday, October 05, 2004

Friendships

Here is a link to a writing that I came across one day. I thought it was interesting.

http://www.cc.gatech.edu/people/home/idris/PersonalWrit/friendships.htm

Quote of the Day:
"A friendship can weather most things and thrive in thin soil; but it needs a little mulch of letters and phone calls and small, silly presents every so often - just to save it from drying out completely." ~Pam Brown