Pretty Young Thing

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Is anyone as creeped out about the Michael Jackson thing as much as I am? Of course, you are. How could you not be. Did you hear the story about MJ licking some kid's head? WTF! Licking?!?! I used to use the work 'lick' in place of kiss in a sarcastic & derogatory sense. For instance, my brother-in-law, emphatically kisses my nephew all over his face when he sees him (which is rare) and later I always respond to someone who was there to witness it, "Does he have to lick him everytime he sees him?" I know longer feel that I need to use the word lick. After being completely disturbed by this story of MJ actually, really and truly licking some kid, and obviously out of sheer pleasure, this word now has to be relinquished from my vocabulary. And earlier today I was thinking about all the titles of MJ's songs. Some of them can be applied to his current situation and it's truly frightening.

• Pretty Young Thing
• The Way You Make Me Feel
• Beat It
• Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
• Human Nature
• Smooth Criminal
• Remember the Time
• In the Closet
• Give In To Me
• Dangerous
• Ben
• With A Child's Heart
• Too Young
• Just A Little Bit of You
• The Lost Children

I kid you not - These are all song titles from Michael Jackson's albums. Should we not have seen this coming?? Ooooo, I just got the willys.